As a writer,
editor, and photographer working for a multinational construction and
engineering company back in the 1980s, I traveled to project sites across
America and even a few in Europe..
After I finished
interviewing and photographing the manager and several construction workers and
supervisors at one remote project, I thanked the project manager and folded my
reporter’s notebook. When I turned to pack up my camera equipment, the manager asked,
“Do you have any plans for later?”
“The usual. Find
some dinner and go to bed.”
“Where’re you
staying?”
I told him the
name of my motel.
“Great! It’s
Thursday, and on Thursdays I take my supervisors out for a bite to eat at the
lounge right there at your motel. You should join us.”
“What time?”
“In half an
hour. You have time to put your camera equipment away and then join us.”
“Thank you,” I
said, relieved not to spend another night on the road without company. I looked
forward to a meal with fellow workers.
A half hour
later I walked to the lounge, which looked more like a bar than a restaurant. “Oh,
well,” I mumbled to myself. To one side I saw the project manager sitting with
a few of the men I had interviewed that day. Construction firms were beginning
to hire females at that time, but only males had acquired enough experience in
their craft to move up into management.
The project
manager introduced me around, and I recognized the pipefitter supervisor as one
of the more outgoing men I had interviewed that day. I’ll call him Pete.
Pete pulled out a
chair beside his own and pointed. “Ya’ll sit yourself here,” he said, so I did.
A loud four-piece
band struck up, which made conversation difficult, but I shouted to Pete, “Have
you already ordered dinner?”
Pete moved
closer, so I could hear his answer. “Food here’s awful. If you’re hungry, have some
pretzels.” He pulled a bowl toward me.
What happened to
dinner? Pretzels are my least favorite snack.
A woman wearing
tight shorts and little else came over and asked, “What’ll ya have, hon?”
All the men had
a beer or mixed drink in front of them. I figured a beer would at least have a
little food value, so I ordered a draft.
The band struck
up a tune from the 1960s. Familiar with the song, I tapped my fingers to the
beat, nervous about being at a bar with six men in a strange town.
Pete leaned in
again. “I used to shag to that song. Do you shag?”
“I haven’t in
years,” I admitted. I looked down at my spreading forty-plus-year-old body.
“Well, it’s time
to get up and do it again.” Pete stood, took my hand, and pulled me out of my
chair.
I reluctantly
walked onto the dance floor while trying to recall the simple steps to the
shag. Holding hands was the closest thing to intimacy that it required.
Otherwise dancers basically moved forward and back and side to side to the
music.
Pete had not let
go of my hand. He tightened his grip, and we began our dance. Up from the
depths of my memory came the moves I had taken twenty-five years earlier, when
the shag was popular. Pete surprised me with his a smooth swaying, and we fell
into a sleek synchrony of steps. The best shaggers move their legs and feet,
but their heads and shoulders remain level. The dance has a smooth look when
performed right, and Pete did it right. The band played a long version of the
song, but Pete and I kept up to the end.
Afterward I
rushed back to the table eager to wet my parched throat. I gulped big swallows
from my beer that had arrived while I was away from the table.
Pete threw back
his mixed drink and ordered another.
In a few minutes
the band played an additional beach-music tune. Without talking, Pete clutched
my hand and again dragged me out to the parquet dance floor. Once more we
performed to the music as if we had been dance partners for years. Other
dancers even stopped to watch us. Toward the end of the song he leaned in and
said, “We dance well together.”
“We do,” I
agreed. “You’re a very good dancer.”
More drinks and dances
followed. I was sipping my second beer, but Pete had probably consumed three or
more drinks by the time he pulled me close on the dance floor and whispered in
my ear, “If we dance this well together, we’d be great in bed together.”
Stunned, I shook
my head. As if his wedding band weren’t enough of a deterrent, I felt no
attraction to the toughened, tipsy fellow twenty years my senior.
Back at our
seats, Pete tossed back another drink before he leaned over to conspire in my
ear, “So no one will know, I’m going to leave first, but I’m coming to your
room later.”
“Um, no you
aren’t.”
“I can’t resist
you. We’re gonna be great in bed.”
“No. No, we
won’t.”
“You know we
will.”
A few minutes
later Pete slugged the remainder of his fifth or sixth drink before he rose and
slurred to the group, “Shee ya’ll tomorrow.” He looked at me. “’Shept for you, ’cause
you’re leaving tomorrow. Nice to meet you.” He flashed me an private grin
before he staggered out.
A shiver went
down my spine.
The night wore
on. Afraid to go to my room, I nursed my second beer until it became as lukewarm
as the room. When I could wait no longer, I said good night to the remaining
men and walked away, glancing left and right with every step, afraid I would
run into Pete. I had not given him my room number, but in the 1980s security
was slack. Anyone could get any guest’s room number or even get into a guest’s
room simply by asking at the front desk.
I reached my
room without encountering Pete, but I still held my breath until I unlocked my
door and found the room empty too. Whew!
After a refreshing
shower, I slipped into the bed. Tired, clean, and confident that I was safe, I
dozed off.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
“What the—”
Being awakened from a dead sleep, I could not at first decipher the sound. “Oh!
It’s the phone.”
Shaken, disoriented,
and in a dark, unfamiliar room, I flung out a hand to find the phone on bedside
table. I missed the table, though, and my momentum pitched me out of bed. I
landed in a squat on the floor, shaken and fearful that I would again have to fend
off an insistent pipefitter. I rose to my knees, found the receiver, and
answered with trepidation, “Hello?”
“Is Arnold
there?”
“Arnold?” I exhaled
in relief. “You’ve got the wrong room.”
“Sorry.” Click.
Thank heavens!
It wasn’t the pipefitter; it was a wrong number.
I did not get
any more sleep that night. At every moment I wondered what might happen next.
I never again socialized
with coworkers while I was traveling, not with project managers, supervisors, or
pipefitters.
My pipes were
fine just as they were.
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For more stories about my many encounters with the opposite sex, subscribe to this blog by clicking on the Follow button next to my photo. Watch for the book Neurotica: One Woman's Lifetime of Lust, Love, and Letting Go. Most of the stories in the book will not appear in this blog and vice versa. Disclaimer: Many names have been changed to protect people’s privacy. While these stories are true, I have resurrected dialogue as best as I can recall it.